Monday, July 30, 2012

Sardar and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.




Saturday, July 21, 2012

Sardar and Hitler

Hitler says,

"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"




Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Joke of the Day

The real Sardar

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,

kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega





Sunday, July 01, 2012

Joke of the day

Sardar and Home

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun





+1

You Tube