Know your Drinks - VODKA

 Vodka is least likely to give you a hangover, It is made by fermenting grains or crops such as potatoes with yeast. It's then purified and repeatedly filtered, often through charcoal, until it's as clear as possible.

Vodka contains no carbohydrates or sugars, it contains only calories from ethanol around 7 calories per gram.

Despite its high alcohol content - around 40 per cent - vodka is the least likely alcoholic drink to leave you with a hangover.

Think Abouth Earth

 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECOMPOSE:

Paper Towel - 2-4 weeks

Banana Peel - 3-4 weeks

Paper Bag - 1 month

Newspaper - 1.5 months

Apple Core - 2 months

Cardboard - 2 months

Cotton Glove - 3 months

Orange peels - 6 months

Plywood - 1-3 years

Wool Sock - 1-5 years

Milk Cartons - 5 years

Cigarette Butts - 10-12 years

Leather shoes - 25-40 years

Tinned Steel Can - 50 years

Foamed Plastic Cups - 50 years

Rubber-Boot Sole - 50-80 years

Plastic containers - 50-80 years

Aluminum Can - 200-500 years

Plastic Bottles - 450 years

Disposable Diapers - 550 years

Monofilament Fishing Line - 600 years

Plastic Bags - 200-1000 years

Glass - 1-2 million years

Men are the Problem

Woman has Man  in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male  in it;

She has He  in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.

PUSHKARAJ - Sapphire

* The Sapphire gemstones is believed to help the wearer in providing them massive wealth, fame, courage dignity, honor, and superior well-being. It improves their financial status and brings peace, prosperity, and happiness.

* The Sapphire gemstones are believed to be the symbol of love, harmony, and friendship.

* It can make your married life full of happiness and love.

* It is also believed that the stone has a lot of healing properties and it is good for our health.

* It is supposedly cures various types of diseases like joint pain, cough, piles, and lung diseases. It also helps to solve kidney and bones related issues.

* It supposedly creates a positive environment around you. It gives a stroke of great luck and blesses a person with a long

* The Sapphire gemstone opens up the Ajna Chakra which opens up the pituitary gland to boost imagination and creative abilities. 

* This gemstone is ruled by Guru which is Jupiter planet, which is suppose to help earn a lot of money and knowledge in wearer's professional life.

हवामान खात्याचा इशारा

 १) हिरवा - कोणताही धोका नाही. 

२) पिवळा - हवामान काही दिवस बिघडलेले राहील 

३) नारंगी - बिघडलेल्या हवामानामुळे वाहतूक कोलमडू शकते. वीज पुरवठा खंडित होऊ शकतो. 

४) लाल - सुरक्षित ठिकाणी राहावे. प्रशासनाने बचावकार्याची तयारी ठेवावी. 

Vikram Sarabhai - Father of India's Space Program

 

Vikram Sarabhai founded 'Physical Research Laboratory' on 11th Nov 1947 in Ahmedabad. It was foundation of Indian space program in real sense.

Today India is one of the leaders in space research. And Vikram Sarabhai has played big role in positioning India among world leaders in space research

Sarabhai started a project for the fabrication and launch of an Indian satellite. As a result, the first Indian satellite, Aryabhata, was put in orbit in 1975 from a Russian cosmodrome. He was the founder of Indian Space Research Organization.

मराठी हास्यजत्रा

नवरा: हिप्नोटाइज करणं म्हणजे काय ?

बायको: म्हणजे एखाद्याला आपल्या कंट्रोल मध्ये ठेवून आपल्याला हवी ती कामं करून घ्यायची.

नवरा: चल खोटारडी..त्याला तर लग्न म्हणतात

 😁🙆‍♂😊

एका भिकारीचे लग्न होते..

भिकारीची बायको उखाणा घेते ...

"चांदीच्या पलंगाला 

सोन्याचे पाय ,

चांदीच्या पलंगाला सोन्याचे पाय ,

गणपत रावांचे नाव घेते 

एक रुपया दे ओ माय.." ??????

 😅😁🙆‍♂🤷‍♂🤦‍♂😊

"तुमचा मुलगा आमच्याकडे आहे, २०,००० घेऊन या.. पोरगं घेऊन जा ! "

थांबा... मी पोलिसांनाच तक्रार करते.. 

"आम्ही पोलीसच आहोत... गाडी चालवताना नियम मोडलेत त्याने.."

Welcome the new traffic rules

😜😜

Father of AMITABH BACHCHAN

 Who is Father of Amitabh Bachchan?

Harivansh Rai Bachchan

He was very well know Poet and literary genius.

He is recipient of many prestigious Awards and rewards.

You will find many videos online where Mr. Amitabh Bachchan recites his father's poems. Many a time he also tweets couplets from his father's poems.

Funny Bone

 Whatsapp Forwards

।। श्री गणेशायनमः ।।

  == श्री गणपतिस्तोत्रम् ==

==== ।।नारद उवाच ।। ====

प्रणम्य शिरसा देवं गौरीपुत्रं विनायकम् ।। भक्तावासं स्मरेनित्यमायु:सर्वकामार्थसिध्दये ।।1।।

प्रथमं वक्रतुंड च एकदन्तं द्वितीयकम्। तृतीयं कृष्णपिंगाक्षं गजवक्त्रं चतुर्थकम्।। 2।।

लंबोदरं पंचमं च षष्ठं विकटमेव च। सप्तमं विघ्न राजेन्द्रं धूम्रवर्णं तथाष्टमम्।। 3।।

नवमं भालचंद्रं च दशमं तु विनायकम्। एकादशं गणपतिं द्वादशं तु गजाननम्।। 4।।

द्वादशैतानि नामानि त्रिसंध्यं यः पठेन्नरः। न च विघ्नभयं तस्य सर्वसिध्दिकरं प्रभो।। 5।।

विद्यार्थी लभते विद्यां धनार्थी लभते धनम्। पुत्रार्थी लभते पुत्रान् मोक्षार्थी लभते गतिम्।। 6।।

जपेत् गणपतिस्तोत्रं षड्भिर्मासैः फलं लभेत्। संवत्सरेण सिध्दिं च लभते नात्र संशयः।। 7।।

अष्टभ्यो ब्राम्हाणेभ्यश्च लिखित्वा यः समर्पयेत्। तस्य विद्या भवेत्सर्वा गणेशस्य प्रसादतः।। 8।।

इति श्री नारदपुराणे संकटनाशनं नाम महागणपतिस्तोत्रं संपूर्णम्।।

YAARA

 

Director: Tigmanshu Dhulia

Stars: Vidyut Jammwal, Amit Sadh, Mohommed Ali Shah etc

YAARA - will definitely feature in what not to watch.. Pure waste of time, talent and resources.

Director clearly had no interest in making it. Somebody must have put a gun to his head and he has compiled this crap..

Amazon Prime - What to Watch?

1. Paatal Lok



- TV Series
- Drama
- Season 1 - 2020

A down and out cop lands the case of a lifetime when four suspects are nabbed in the assassination attempt of a journalist. The pursuit of it leads him to 'Paatal Lok', and to shocking discoveries in the past of the four suspects.

Watch for:
Crisp & Clear characterization and performances to back it.
No over top or gory Violence.
Out of our safe environment and right next to our neighborhood there is this world (Patal lok).


2. Karwaan



- Movie
- Comedy. Drama
- 2018

Two friends and a chirpy teenager take a road trip from Bangalore to Kochi.

Watch for:
Irrfan Khan

3. Mirzpur



- TV Series
- Drama, Action
- Season 1 - 2018

A shocking incident at a wedding procession ignites a series of events entangling the lives of two families in the lawless city of Mirzapur.

Watch for:
Good Script
Good Acting

Pu. La. Deshpande (पु. ल. देशपांडे) - Plays ( नाटकं)

तुका म्हणे आता (Tuka Mhane Ata) – 1948



पुढारी पाहिजॆ (Pudhari Pahije) – 1951


अंमलदार (Ammaldar) – 1952...based on Nikolai Gogol's Inspector General

भाग्यवान (Bhagyawan) – 1953

तुझें आहे तुजपाशीं (Tujhe Ahe Tujapashi) – 1957

सुंदर मी होणार (Sundar Mi Honar) – 1958

पहिला राजा/आधे अधूरे (Pahila Raja/adhe Adhure) – 1976...based on Jagadish Chandra Mathur's Adhe Adhure

तीन पैशांचा तमाशा (Teen Paishancha Tamasha) – 1978...based on Bertolt Brecht's The Three Penny Opera'

ती फुलराणी (Ti Fulrani) – based on George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion

वाऱ्यावरची वरात (Varyavarchi Varaat)

एक झुंज वार्‍याशी (Eka Jhunja Waryashi)

Alphonso - King of Mangoes

The 'Alphonso' mango, also called Hafoos.



It is called as the king of all mangoes. It is a native to Maharashtra but is also grown in some parts of Gujarat, Karnataka and Madhya Pradesh. It is the most expensive variety of mango due to its distinct taste, color, and shape.



Maharashtra region of Ratnagiri, Devgarh, Raigad, and Konkan are the only place in western part of India where Alphonso Mango are cultivated and also one of the most expensive kinds of mango in India.

JAI HANUMAN

श्रीगुरु चरन सरोज रज

निजमनु मुकुरु सुधारि

बरनउँ रघुबर बिमल जसु

जो दायकु फल चारि

बुद्धिहीन तनु जानिके, सुमिरौं पवन-कुमार

बल बुधि बिद्या देहु मोहिं, हरहु कलेस बिकार

जय हनुमान ज्ञान गुन सागर

जय कपीस तिहुँ लोक उजागर

राम दूत अतुलित बल धामा

अंजनि-पुत्र पवनसुत नामा

महाबीर बिक्रम बजरंगी

कुमति निवार सुमति के संगी

कंचन बरन बिराज सुबेसा

कानन कुण्डल कुँचित केसा

हाथ बज्र औ ध्वजा बिराजे

काँधे मूँज जनेउ साजे

शंकर सुवन केसरी नंदन

तेज प्रताप महा जग वंदन

बिद्यावान गुनी अति चातुर

राम काज करिबे को आतुर

प्रभु चरित्र सुनिबे को रसिया

राम लखन सीता मन बसिया

सूक्ष्म रूप धरि सियहिं दिखावा

बिकट रूप धरि लंक जरावा

भीम रूप धरि असुर सँहारे

रामचन्द्र के काज सँवारे

लाय सजीवन लखन जियाये

श्री रघुबीर हरषि उर लाये

रघुपति कीन्ही बहुत बड़ाई

तुम मम प्रिय भरतहि सम भाई

सहस बदन तुम्हरो जस गावैं

अस कहि श्रीपति कण्ठ लगावैं

सनकादिक ब्रह्मादि मुनीसा

नारद सारद सहित अहीसा

जम कुबेर दिगपाल जहाँ ते

कबि कोबिद कहि सके कहाँ ते

तुम उपकार सुग्रीवहिं कीन्हा

राम मिलाय राज पद दीन्हा

तुम्हरो मंत्र बिभीषन माना

लंकेश्वर भए सब जग जाना

जुग सहस्र जोजन पर भानु

लील्यो ताहि मधुर फल जानू

प्रभु मुद्रिका मेलि मुख माहीं

जलधि लाँघि गये अचरज नाहीं

दुर्गम काज जगत के जेते

सुगम अनुग्रह तुम्हरे तेते

राम दुआरे तुम रखवारे

होत न आज्ञा बिनु पैसारे

सब सुख लहै तुम्हारी सरना

तुम रच्छक काहू को डर ना

आपन तेज सम्हारो आपै

तीनों लोक हाँक तें काँपै

भूत पिसाच निकट नहिं आवै

महाबीर जब नाम सुनावै

नासै रोग हरे सब पीरा

जपत निरन्तर हनुमत बीरा

संकट तें हनुमान छुड़ावै

मन क्रम बचन ध्यान जो लावै

सब पर राम तपस्वी राजा

तिन के काज सकल तुम साजा

और मनोरथ जो कोई लावै

सोई अमित जीवन फल पावै

चारों जुग परताप तुम्हारा

है परसिद्ध जगत उजियारा

साधु सन्त के तुम रखवारे

असुर निकन्दन राम दुलारे

अष्टसिद्धि नौ निधि के दाता

अस बर दीन जानकी माता

राम रसायन तुम्हरे पासा

सदा रहो रघुपति के दासा

तुह्मरे भजन राम को पावै

जनम जनम के दुख बिसरावै

अन्त काल रघुबर पुर जाई

जहाँ जन्म हरिभक्त कहाई

और देवता चित्त न धरई

हनुमत सेइ सर्ब सुख करई

सङ्कट कटै मिटै सब पीरा

जो सुमिरै हनुमत बलबीरा

जय जय जय हनुमान गोसाईं

कृपा करहु गुरुदेव की नाईं

जो सत बार पाठ कर कोई

छूटहि बन्दि महा सुख होई

जो यह पढ़ै हनुमान चालीसा

होय सिद्धि साखी गौरीसा

तुलसीदास सदा हरि चेरा

कीजै नाथ हृदय महँ डेरा

पवनतनय संकट हरन, मंगल मूरति रूप

राम लखन सीता सहित, हृदय बसहु सुर भूप

Beautiful Paintings

Bhandardara

Bhandardara is a hill station and a weekend getaway 180 kms from Mumbai and about 80 kms from Nashik. It is set on a dam and is known for its remote and idyllic location, waterfalls around the area and boating in the lake.

 It is a base point for many treks in the area, most notable Harishchandragad. It is an excellent stopover en route to Shirdi and a nice remote peaceful destination.

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Banganga

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Tokyo @ Night

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