Smart Answers

1. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

2. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

3. Why do women like intelligent men?
Answer: Opposites attract.

4. Teacher to Lalu " Where were U born?
Lalu : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Lalu: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA

5. If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sister and elder sister…….
Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

6. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer: On their Wedding !!

7. What is the full form of MATHS?
Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

8. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I will be showing?
Answer by Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

9. What is a Girl Friend?
Answer: Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

10. When i was sad you were there.
When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hi hai...

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