1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was
waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate
leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created
Bangladesh. She deserves the
credit for this century.
credit for this century.
4. Raj Thackray – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus
after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrians
can not take the responsibility of the whole nation.
after scoring this century. So what if India has lost, Maharashtrians
can not take the responsibility of the whole nation.
5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made
tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.
tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.
6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
7. Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a
billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.
billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.
8. Kapil Sibbal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin’s
century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.
century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.
9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that
Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his
100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Lets
welcome their citizen in India and let them live wherever they can.
Lets issue them voter’s ID card.
100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Lets
welcome their citizen in India and let them live wherever they can.
Lets issue them voter’s ID card.
10. Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2030, Sachin will also
score his 150th century.
score his 150th century.
11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
12. Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will
make to not retire.
make to not retire.
13. Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering
from an undisclosed disease.
from an undisclosed disease.
14. Karuna Nidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar?
15. Jayalalitha.....Sometimes Sashikala could have been right. She
said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a
Bollywood filmstar...In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.
said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a
Bollywood filmstar...In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.
But the best one indeed from Mamta which appeared in some Bengali daily:
She said- She was not consulted in advance on such massive score hike,
hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also demanded if it
is not rolled back or withdrawn by weekend, Sachin should be replaced
in the team by MadanMuloRoy.
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