Monday, November 30, 2015

Nutan & Tanuja: Bollywood Sisters

 Nutan and Tanuja were never really close. Maybe because both were poles apart, temperamentally. One was an introvert and the other an extrovert.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Ninh Binh

Ninh Bình is a province of Vietnam, in the Red River Delta region of the northern part of the country.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Letter to Boss

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work

I need a promotion

Friday, November 20, 2015

SONY VPL-VW1100ES Projector


Brightness: 2000 Lumens
Contrast: 100000:1
Auto Iris: Yes
Native Resolution: 4096 x 2160
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Video Modes: 720p, 1080i, 1080p/60, 1080p/24, 1080p/50, 576i, 576p, 480p, 480i
Data Modes: Max 4096 x 2160
3D Modes: Full HD 3D
Digital Inputs: HDMI
Dimensions (HxWxD): 21cm x 52cm x 64cm
Weight: 20 Kgs
Display Type: SXRD (3)
ZOOM: Powered, 2.10:1
FOCUS: Powered
Optional Lens: No
Lens Shift: Horizontal & Vertical
Throw Distance: 4.9m - 5.7m
Image Size: 203cm - 508cm
Audible Noise: 22dB
Speakers: No

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Message from GOD !!!

Nasopharyngeal cancer

Nasopharyngeal cancer is a rare type of head and neck cancer. It starts in the upper part of your throat, behind the nose. This area is called the nasopharynx.
The nasopharynx is precariously placed at the base of your skull, above the roof of your mouth. Your nostrils open into the nasopharynx. When you breathe, air flows through your nose into your throat and nasopharynx, and eventually into your lungs.
Symptoms of nasopharyngeal cancer may include:
  • Blurry or double vision
  • Difficulty speaking, including hoarseness
  • Ear infections that keep coming back
  • Face pain or numbness
  • Headache
  • Hearing loss, ringing in the ears, or a feeling of fullness in the ear
  • Lump in neck or nose
  • Nosebleeds
  • Stuffy nose

Honda CB750

The Honda CB750 is an air-cooled transverse in-line four cylinder engine motorcycle made by Honda over several generations for year models 1969–2003 as well as 2007 with an upright or standard riding posture. It is often called the original Universal Japanese Motorcycle.
The CB750 was the first motorcycle to be called a "superbike."

Tuesday, November 17, 2015


LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

LAWYER: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
LAWYER: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

Teacher to Mallu: Who is Gandhiji's son?
Mallu: Dineshan!
Teacher: Who told you this rubbish?
Mallu: From kintergarten, I have been taught that Gandhiji is father of "Di Neshan"...

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Lalu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Lalu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student: "A teacher".

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