Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Riddles .. 5

  1. How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still grow your own beard.

  1. Who succeeded the first President?
The second one

  1. What word is always pronounced wrong?

  1. When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

  1. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, because he is DEAD, since his wife is his WIDOW!

  1. A Father, son and grandson are walking in the park. A man approaches them and asks for their age. The Father replies, "My son is as many weeks as my grandson is in days, and my grandson is as many months old as I am in years. We are all 100 years together."How old were each?

  1. What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.

  1. Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter, and?

  1. A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
He was a billionaire.

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