Letter to Boss

Hi Boss,


People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work

I need a promotion

Office Fun

Management Tips.......Part 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a Genie appears.

The Genie says,

"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish to each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,

"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."

Pufffff and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,

"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

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