Tuesday, November 17, 2015


LAWYER: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

LAWYER: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
LAWYER: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

Teacher to Mallu: Who is Gandhiji's son?
Mallu: Dineshan!
Teacher: Who told you this rubbish?
Mallu: From kintergarten, I have been taught that Gandhiji is father of "Di Neshan"...

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Lalu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Lalu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student: "A teacher".

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