You need to decode following words coming out of your wife's mouth,
1.) Fine: This is
the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.
2.) Five Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch cricket before
helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is
the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This
is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's
okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman
is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @#%*$ !
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response
refer to #3.Then you RUN!
