iPhone 5

2G Network:   GSM 850/900/1800/1900 - GSM A1428, CDMA800/1700/1900/ 2100 - CDMA A1429
3G Network:   HSDPA 850/900/1900/2100 - GSM A1428, CDMA2000 1xEV-DO - CDMA A1429
4G Network:   LTE 700 MHz Class 17/1700/2100 - GSM A1428 or LTE 850/1800/2100 - GSM A1429
                         LTE 700/850/1800/1900/2100 - CDMA A1429
Dimensions:    123.8 x 58.6 x 7.6 mm
Weight:            112 g
Display:           LED-backlit IPS TFT, capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Display Size:   640 x 1136 pixels, 4.0 inches (~326 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch
Corning Gorilla Glass, oleophobic coating
Alert types:      Vibration, proprietary ringtones
Loudspeaker
3.5mm jack
No Memory Card
Internal Memory: 16/32/64 GB storage, 1 GB RAM
GPRS, EDGE 
DC-HSDPA, 42 Mbps; HSDPA, 21 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps
LTE, 100 Mbps; Rev. A, upto 3.1 Mbps
Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi hotspot
Bluetooth:     Yes, v4.0 with A2DP
USB:     Yes, v2.0
Primary Camera:     8 MP, 3264x2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash, check quality
Simultaneous HD video and image recording, touch focus, geo-tagging
Face detection, panorama, HDR
Video:     Yes, 1080p@30fps, LED video light, video stabilization, geo-tagging, check quality
Secondary Camera:     Yes, 1.2 MP, 720p@30fps
OS:                                iOS 6
Chipset:                        Apple A6
CPU:                             Dual-core 1.2 GHz
GPU:                             PowerVR SGX 543MP3 (triple-core graphics)
Sensors:                         Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging:                    iMessage, SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email
Browser:                        HTML (Safari)
No Radio
GPS:                              Yes, with A-GPS support and GLONASS
No Java
nano-SIM card support only
Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
Siri natural language commands and dictation
iCloud cloud service
Twitter and Facebook integration
TV-out
Maps
iBooks PDF reader
Audio/video player and editor
Image editor
Voice memo/command/dial
Standard battery:                        Li-Po 1440 mAh (5.45 Wh)
Stand-by:                                     Up to 225 h (2G) / Up to 225 h (3G)
Talk time:                                    Up to 8 h (2G) / Up to 8 h (3G)
Music play:                                  Up to 40 h

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Marriage

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Tax Structure in INDIA

Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax

5) Qus... : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!


19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) INDIAN :: can I die now ??
Ans :: Wait, we are about to launch the funeral tax!!! 

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BMW R1200R ---- 2

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RASHTRPITA

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Famous Quotes

• In a day, when you don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path. - SWAMI VIVEKANAND
• Three sentences for getting success:
• Know more than others
• Work more than others
• Expect less than others. - WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE
•  Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. if you do so, you are insulting yourself. - ALEN STRIKE.
• If we cannot love the person whom we see, how can we love God, whom we cannot see? - MOTHER TERESA
• Winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means you are doing better than you've done before - BONNIE BLAIR
• I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure - THOMAS EDISON
• Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself - LEO TOLSTOY
• If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life - EINSTEIN

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Quotes from Books - MAYABAZAAR

१. सगळे वार परतवता येतात, पण अहंकारावर झालेला वार परतवता येत नाही आणि पचवताही येत नाही.

२. शब्दांचा व्याकरणातला अर्थ आणि स्थान हे परीक्षा देताना समजतं आणि त्याच शब्दांचं जीवनाशी काय नातं असतं ह्याचा अर्थ जगताना समजतो. परीक्षेचा हॉल सोडला की परीक्षेचं ओझ झटकता येते. कारण पदवीपुरातच त्या हॉलशी संबंध असतो. पण जगताना शब्द जेव्हा झटकता येत नाहीत तेव्हाच त्याचा खरा अर्थ समजतो.

Author – Va. Pu. Kale.

Book - Mayabazaar

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Marathi Jokes

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Funny Bone

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Argentina ... 11

The official national sport of Argentina is pato, played with a six-handle ball on horseback, but the most popular sport is association football. The national football team has won 25 major international titles including two FIFA World Cups, two Olympic gold medals and fourteen Copa Américas. Over one thousand Argentine players play abroad, the majority of them in European football leagues. Basketball is the second most popular sport. The men's national basketball team won Olympic gold in the 2004 Olympics and the bronze medal in 2008. Argentina is currently ranked first by the International Basketball Federation. Argentina has an important rugby union football team, "Los Pumas", with many of its players playing in Europe. Argentina beat host nation France twice in the 2007 Rugby World Cup, placing them third in the competition. The Pumas are currently eighth in the official world rankings.[138] Other popular sports include field hockey, tennis, auto racing, boxing, volleyball, polo and golf.

The Argentine National Anthem was adopted in 1813, written by Vicente López y Planes with music by Blas Parera, although it was shortened to only three paragraphs without the vivid attacks against Spain. The Cockade of Argentina was first used during the May Revolution and was made official two years later. The Hornero, which habitates in almost all the national territory was made Argentina's national animal unanimously in 1927. The ceibo is its national flower and tree, pato, its national sport, asado its national dish, the Rhodochrosite its national stone, the Virgin of Lujan its patron saint and wine its national liquor.

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Laluche Ghadyal

एकदा राबडीदेवी (लालू यादवची पत्नी) यमाच्या दरबारात गेली. तिथे तिला अनेक घडयाळ दिसली. तिने कुतुहुलाने यमाला विचारले, "ही  एवढी घड्याळ  इथे का लावली आहेत?"

यम म्हणाला, "त्याचं काय आहे, प्रत्येक घड्याळ पृथ्वीवरील एकेका माणसासाठी आहे. जेव्हा पृथ्वीवरील एखादा माणूस भ्रष्टाचार करतो, तेव्हा त्याचं घड्याळ एका मिनिटाने पुढे जाते."

राबडीने विचारलं, "मग यातलं लालूंचं घड्याळ कोणतं?" यम म्हणाला, "ते इथे नाही, ते आम्ही वरच्या मजल्यावर ठेवलं आहे." राबडीने अभिमानाने विचारलं, "का?"

यम म्हणाला, "त्याचा आम्ही पंखा म्हणून वापर करतो."

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Famous Quotes ... 17

113. Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.


114. When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

115. Lack of money is the root of all evil.


116. When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers. - African Proverb


117. The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin


118. You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

119. A riot is a spontaneous outburst. A war is subject to advance planning. - Richard M Nixon


120. Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. - Herbert Hoover


121. The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. - Adolf Hitler

122. There was never a good war, or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin


123. An unjust peace is better than a just war. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

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